What Would Darth Vader Do? (Star Wars/Force Awakens/Rogue One/Last Jedi) | T-Shirt
£16.99
I often daydream on this. When someone pisses me off - which is nearly all the time - I think to myself "Darth Vader wouldn't put up with this shit!", and it is quite true. Look how much trouble everyone got into because the Death Star wasn't built on time? Ultimately, it lead to the destruction of the Empire. Just you bare that in mind next time someone is late on something they promised you. I do. You know, I spent so long as a kid, trying to strangulate people using just the power of my mind. I mean, how cool a trick is that? Alas, I couldn't manage it. All that happened was, with all the straining and everything, a little piece of poo came out - which wasn't quite the effect I wanted. Although my pants did then know the meaning of the "Dark Side".
T shirt details
A classic unisex t-shirt that works well with any outfit. Made of a heavier cotton with a double-stitched neckline and sleeves.
- Rolled-forward shoulders for a better fit
- Stylish fitted sleeve
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
- Tubular fit for minimal torque
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (cm) | 71.00 | 74.00 | 77.00 | 79.00 | 83.00 | 85.00 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46.00 | 51.00 | 56.00 | 61.00 | 66.00 | 71.00 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine, warm, inside out, similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |
