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The Miscellaneous Ramblings Of Somebody That Should Really Know Better

Discount code FREETOP expired!!!

Discount code FREETOP expired!!!

The FREETOP discount code that has been available to, well, get a free top from the smellyourmum.com site for many many years has now expired. You can no longer use it and you will not get a free top with it.... However, before I get complaints, because I know you know a good deal when you see one. It just means you don't have to worry about the code (or forget!). The deal still stands. If you add four garment based products or variations to your basket the system will automagically give you the same discount, the cheapest one FREE....

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We're back... kind of... message from Zion and Vikki!

We're back... kind of... message from Zion and Vikki!

Hell-o!   A few weeks ago, we sent out a message to say that we were closing for a bit, to take a little break. This was a little bit of a white lie. Truth of the matter was that we had been in discussions with an old friend about passing on the flaming SMELLYOURMUM.COM torch and, the more likely it was looking, the more necessary it was to draw a line under mine and Vikki’s involvement.   Selling SMELLYOURMUM.COM was a really hard decision wrought with emotion. First of all, please know, this was not a financial decision. We were not motivated by...

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Be Back Soon!

Be Back Soon!

We are taking a well-earned break, just before we gear up again for Christmas. Should only be a week or two, so check back often. In the meantime, you can have a good look around the shop as normal, you just won't be able to buy anything. Any orders that have been received up until this point will be processed as normal. See you soon! SMELLYOURMUM.COM

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PLEASE READ! Closing for a week or two.

PLEASE READ! Closing for a week or two.

Hell-o! Something has come up which means that we will be CLOSING SHOP FOR A WEEK OR TWO. This means that you have until this Friday at midnight to buy any one of our awesome t-shirts, hats, bags, cards, mugs.. If you want a hoodie, you MUST order it by MIDDAY THURSDAY 30th.All will be explained. And don't worry, we haven't got Aids or anything like that. It's a "needs must" situation but we don't want to just disappear for a bit without forewarning.Double reminder then: Want a hoodie, vest, wifebeater, skinny? Then order it by THURSDAY 30th MIDDAY.  ...

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GDPR Privacy Policy Update

GDPR Privacy Policy Update

SMELLYOURMUM.COM PRIVACY POLICY [Updated May 2018]Information We Collect:In order for us to fulfil your order, you will need to provide us with certain information, such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information and the details of the product that you’re ordering. You may also choose to provide us with additional personal information if you contact us directly.Why We Need Your Information / How We Use It:We rely on a number of legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:    a) As needed to provide our services, such as when we use your information to fulfil your...

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