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Sarcasm Overload!

Sarcasm Overload!

Shoved some new items up the arse of our store yesterday, all based around the theme of sarcasm. We like sarcasm. We thrive on sarcasm. However, we didn't actually have any sarcasm-based designs. Until now! You can take your pick from: Order before 21st February 2017 and use the code VALENTINES for 14% discount!

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If you suffer from a depressive illness...

If you suffer from a depressive illness...

For most of my life, I have suffered with depression. At it's worst, it nearly got the better of me. Just when I think I am on top of it, it can come along and bite me on the arse! This video is about that. If you found it helpful, please like & share the video and explore this playlist to see others.

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New items added this week!

New items added this week!

Donald Trump. Donald Fucking Trump. I am still bewildered that this man is going to be the most powerful man on the planet. Always a great idea to give a egotistical sociopath ALL of the power. What could possibly go wrong?!Anyway, we had to do a couple of Trump tees. As I type, Trumpageddon is just around the corner, so get them while you can!*We have also added a couple of new beanie hats. One says SATAN, the other says DICK. You can see ALL the beanies we do here.*These designs were a limited edition and have now been deleted,...

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Screen Printing: How We Print Your T-Shirts

Screen Printing: How We Print Your T-Shirts

When we first started, we needed to determine the best printing method that suited us and our style but was also very durable. After literally minutes of research, we decided that screen printing was the way to go.Some of you may have been introduced to screen printing at school - it is commonly taught in art classes. In fact, it has been used as a printing method since the 18th century when it was used to patternate fabrics. So, how does it work? First of all, I design the artwork on the PC in Photoshop. This is then printed onto...

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R.I.P. Princess

R.I.P. Princess

Princess Leia is dead. And with it, a small portion of my childhood. I first saw Star Wars aged 6, when it was released. It was, in fact, my first cinematic experience. Like most of the planet, I loved it. A couple of days later, I drew a picture of Leia and Luke swinging across the chasm in the Death Star to escape Stormtroopers.Forty years later, I am still a huge fan. I cannot believe that Carrie Fisher has gone but, wow, what a legacy to leave behind. She helped change and shape me, along with an entire culture, for...

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