I've Turned Stupid, Drunken Behaviour Into An Art Form | T-Shirt
£16.99
Anyone that witnessed me drunk will testify to the above. For health and sanity reasons, I've not drunk since May 2006 (don't worry, I'm not holier-than-thou about it or straight edge) but I was quite a sight to behold. Imagine a cross between a Russell Brand dandy, a Nikki Sixx rock star, a Kanye West arse hole and a raging bull. That was me all rolled up into one. Part hysterical, part heretic. Just wish I'd thought of this design at the time, it would have been perfect. Alas, I was too drunk.
T shirt details
A classic unisex t-shirt that works well with any outfit. Made of a heavier cotton with a double-stitched neckline and sleeves.
- Rolled-forward shoulders for a better fit
- Stylish fitted sleeve
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
- Tubular fit for minimal torque
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (cm) | 71.00 | 74.00 | 77.00 | 79.00 | 83.00 | 85.00 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46.00 | 51.00 | 56.00 | 61.00 | 66.00 | 71.00 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine, warm, inside out, similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |
