Apologies If My Language Occasionally Offends; I Forget That Some Of You Are Right Sensitive Cunts. | Longsleeve T-Shirt
Apologies that are not apologies. You know the kind: "I am sorry if you felt that way". In other words, all the blame is put on you. Wankers. Only cowards and insecure dick heads are incapable of an apology so, if you are one of them, sort yourself out. Saying sorry for shit you done wrong is the right thing to do.
In the past 10+ years, through this website and through our music, we have managed to offend many thousands - maybe even millions - of people. A fact I am rather proud of. Naturally, it takes people like YOU to be wearing our shit to help out - so ta for that.
I digress; this design is for those people we have offended. Our "apology", if you like. To those namby-pampy-pussy-livered-cock-suckers who really should find something better to do than get all arsey over a little cunt like me.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (cm) | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Sleeve Length (cm) | 63.50 | 64.80 | 66.00 | 67.30 | 68.60 | 69.85 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine, warm, inside out, similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |
