It's Not Easy Being An Evil Genius | Women's Cropped Hoodie

It isn't, you know. Used to be that, once upon a time, all you had to do was start some kind of Reich, wave your arms around a lot, grow a funny little moustache and rant about killing a bunch of people you don't like. Well, I tried some of that. I've ranted endlessly about killing Chavs, but no-one has taken me seriously. At least, as far as I know. In fact, it seems to be the stupid little Chavs that are going around killing people. Something isn't right there. And, as for the moustache growing, I just end up looking like a paedophile, or one of those guys in the 118 advert, so we shan't go there. I DO wave my arms around a lot, but that just seems to incite a lot of giggling from those that are around me. I also started a Reich - of course, we don't call it that these days as people get testy - we call it a "T-shirt company". Thing is, no-one has figured it is a Reich yet and they keep buying bloody T-shirts off us, which keeps us too busy to do any of the thing that Evil Genius's are supposed to do. Tsk. I think I'll go and have a lie down - I can feel one of my heads coming on.