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Almost Too Awesome To Function | Hoodie

Almost Too Awesome To Function | Hoodie

£24.99

Me and Vikki were watching "Mean Girls" the other night. Normally, we wouldn't watch that kind of film (yeah, right), but as this was written by Tina "30 Rock" Fey - who is a genius - we thought we'd give it another go. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention we'd seen it before and liked it, didn't I? Anyway, it was even better second time round. Seriously, you should watch it. It contains an immortal line about one of the characters, stating that he is "almost too gay to function", which is probably what prompted this design. Vikki came up with it, by the way. Hey, she's on a roll! I'd better watch out before all I end up doing is writing the description to her catchy catchphrases.. Grrrr.. Having said that though, she did kind of nick this. So maybe she doesn't deserve kudos for it after all. In fact, maybe she deserves a bit of a spanking for being a thief. The cheeky bugger. When you buy this, let me know which and I'll sort it out, no worries :)


Hoody Details

A classic hoodie with a large front pouch pocket and drawstrings in matching color.

Preshrunk fleece knit
Air jet yarn gives softer feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
Tear away label
Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs
Pouch pocket
1 x 1 rib with spandex
Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (cm) 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00
B) Half Chest (cm) 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.00 76.00
Sleeve Length (cm) 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.80


Care instructions

Wash Machine, warm, inside out, similar colors
Tumble Dry Low
Bleach Only non-chlorine
Dry Clean Do not dry clean
Iron Do not iron


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