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The Miscellaneous Ramblings Of Somebody That Should Really Know Better

Christmas Shipping Dates

Christmas Shipping Dates

Here are the dates, as provided by Royal Mail, for last shipping dates to receive a delivery by Christmas. We'd prefer that you ordered a bit earlier to be safe*, but if you are one of those that love the thrill of leaving it until the last second, here is the info you need with the most common destinations beyond the UK highlighted in bold!UK Tuesday 20 December2nd Class and Royal Mail Signed For® Wednesday 21 December1st Class and Royal Mail Signed For® Thursday 22 DecemberRoyal Mail Special Delivery Guaranteed® INTERNATIONAL Saturday 3 DecemberAfrica, Middle EastWednesday 7 DecemberCyprus, Asia, Far...

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Send us your photos!

Send us your photos!

You there. If you own one of our T-Shirts, take a photograph of you in it and send it to us so we may exploit it - and you - on our website. Be certain that, if your boss ever saw it, they would never bring it up as it would indicate that they were a fan of the kind of sweary nonsence and filth that we thrive upon.The accompanying photo is the kind of thing we're after. What a perfect, family portrait. One to hang on the wall for generations to come.When you send in your picture, provided it...

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27 Damn Good Reasons To Buy From Us!

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27 Damn Good Reasons To Buy From Us!

It has really come to my attention lately how many online stores are run by faceless people. I don't know them, their story, where they came from and why they want my money (beyond the obvious exchange for goods or services).Vikki and I have always been really open to you guys. I like to think of us as one big, very sweary family. What makes this more so is that we travel the land and get to meet an awful lot of you face to face. You really are lucky bastards sometimes.In the past, your custom - or the custom...

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So, we moved. Let us know what you think!

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So, we moved. Let us know what you think!

Hell-O! When we first launched this website in 2002, the internet was in it's relative infancy. The technology we used when we installed our eCommerce facility was, at the time, state-of-the-art. Over the years, we have avoided making too many changes. We have always wanted to keep our prices low and revamping the site would have just meant having to charge you more for the same items as before. That just didn't seem fair.But, the last couple of years has seen a lot of technological changes both to the internet and to the devices people use to shop on it....

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