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YOU'RE A CUNT Sorry, I meant to say 'Merry Christmas' | A5 Greeting Card (Christmas)

£3.50

Jet black with contrasting yellow writing, designed by us and then professionally manufactured and printed on special Greeting Card card...


Merry Fucking Christmas [Santa Skull] | A5 Greeting Card (Christmas)

£3.75

Who can resist a Santa Skull? Not me! One of our bestselling birthday cards has been the one with the...


YOU'RE A TWAT - Sorry, I Meant To Say 'Merry Christmas' [5 PACK] | A5 Greeting Card (Christmas)

£15.00

For those that prefer their twats to their cunts - and like to save money by buying in bulk -...


YOU'RE A TWAT - Sorry, I Meant To Say 'Merry Christmas' | A5 Greeting Card (Christmas)

£3.75

For those that prefer their twats to their cunts - and like to save money by buying in bulk -...


I Stole This Card And I Am Keeping Your Present | A5 Greeting Card (Birthday, Christmas, Other)

£3.75

Brand new for 2013.  Prison stripes and childish writing with a great message for those that you want to get...


YOU'RE A CUNT Sorry, I meant to say 'Merry Christmas' [5 PACK] | A5 Greeting Card (Christmas)

£15.00

Heard from the Advertising Standards Authority about this card as some dickhead complained about it on Amazon.  Soon to be...


Congratulations You Had Sex! (Oh Yeah, Well Done For The Baby Thing) | A5 Greeting Card (Baby/Christening/Naming)

£3.75

Seems a lot of the humans are having babies. This is not impressive to me, but the fact that all...


YOU'RE A CUNT! Sorry, I Meant To Say MERRY CHRISTMAS | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

We've done it as a best-selling card and now intend to do it with a soon-to-be best-selling T-Shirt! Yes, one...