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You Smell Of BUM | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

Very very probably the greatest insult of all time. It shows a level of childishness so acute, it renders the recipient completely flawed and unable to respond in an appropriate fashion. Don't believe me?? Well, just you try it next time you're having a big argument. Instead of yelling at someone something like "Yeah, well your mum sucks donkey dick and she likes sucking donkey dick, especially after it has been dipped in dog poo, you cunt", just say "Yeah, well you smell of BUM". Right there, the argument will stop. AND, as an added bonus, anyone nearby will absolutely piss themselves laughing at your apparent new found child-like genius. Just remember to tell them where you heard it from. And buy a bloody t-shirt in the process.


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Standard T-Shirt
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Skinny Fit T-Shirt
Skinny Fit Vest
Wife Beater Vest
Hoody


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