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You May Think I'm A Bit Of A Twat, Whereas I Know You Are A Lot Of A Cunt | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

You May Think I'm A Bit Of A Twat, Whereas I Know You Are A Lot Of A Cunt | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

 I'm sure you get it all the time, just random abuse from idiots on the train, on the bus, in the street, at school, at work just because you look a bit funny. I know I do. Often, I will be informed by a juvenile who thinks the height of fashion is to tuck his tracksuit bottoms into some checkered socks just below the knee that I look like a twat. Well, now I have the perfect comeback for them. Make no mistake, some of us rockers, goths, emos, grebos, alternatives - whatever you want to call yourself - do make some wonderful fashion faux pas BUT, it is all in the name of individuality and expression. These ne'er do wells just try their hardest to look exactly like everyone else. I swear the chief Chav is really just playing a practical joke on the rest.. You know, something along the lines of "if I tuck my tracky bottoms into my socks, do you think these turds will copy me?" and so on. I think he's just seeing how far they will play Simon Says. Anyway, next time you get grief, be prepared with this wonderful garment, available in an assortment of sizes, styles and colours, all listed below :)


Available on:
Standard T-Shirt
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Skinny Fit T-Shirt
Skinny Fit Vest
Wife Beater Vest
Hoody


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