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You Make Being A Reasonable Person Extremely Difficult | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

Well, this one came about due to a dick head on ebay. You know the sort, one that is completely unreasonable and, whatever you do to try and help wasn't enough. They bought a Onesie for their kid. Awesome, thanks for that! But it was too small. "No problem," I reply, "just send it back and I will replace it". This wasn't good enough though. Somehow, I was to blame for her child's obesity (it was a size XL and they couldn't get it above their ankles - they must have been huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge). I genuinely think that was the issue. She knew that she had fed her kid crap since the day it flew out of her fanny and now, the realisation of those actions manifested itself on this day as she watched her child unable to pull an extremely large garment over her engorged ankles. I feel sorry for the kid. Really sorry. Jeez, imagine having a cunt for a mum. Anyway, at least one good thing came out of it, another way to insult people. Yay

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