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You Can Take Your Opinion And Shove It Right Up Your Arse | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

Arse. What a wonderful word, woefully underused. These opinion-orientated designs are quite possibly my favourite. I guess because people have always been very quick to offer their unwanted opinions in my direction. You know how it is, parents, teachers, passers-by - they all have something to say about the way you look, the clothes you wear, the lifestyle you lead. The above was the expression most spurted out of my mouth during my formative years. Even now I have cause to remind people that I am me, they are not and never the twain shall meet. The fools.

But back to Arse. Please, if it isn't in your daily vocabulary, pop it in there right now. Use it any way you want. My preferred way is in replacement of Shit. ie, you just run over the neighbour's dog, instead of going "oh shit!", just say "arse" instead. It will bring a welcomed bit of jollity to an otherwise tricky moment.

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Standard T-Shirt
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Skinny Fit T-Shirt
Skinny Fit Vest
Wife Beater Vest
Hoody


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