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Would You Like To Touch My Moobs? | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

Moobs = Man Boobs. If you are a gentleman of generous proportions (ie a big fat fucker), chances are you have these. Pendulous breasts that you should not be ashamed of and, if you have got this far in the description without threatening to come round and beat up my skinny arse, chances are you aren't ashamed of them. Good for you, you have nothing to be ashamed of. I am sure they are quite lovely. The idea behind this tee is twofold: one, you celebrate your Moobs and show the world that you are proud of them. Secondly, by encouraging people to touch them, you might be able to get a fondle of some REAL boobs yourself. You know, in a tit for tat kind of way. Yet ANOTHER public service from smellyourmum.com!

Available on:
Standard T-Shirt
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Skinny Fit T-Shirt
Skinny Fit Vest
Wife Beater Vest
Hoody




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