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Will Fuck For Tattoos | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

Will Fuck For Tattoos | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

When I was growing up (some people might suggest that I was still growing up - cheeky buggers), I decided that I wanted to marry either a rich widow or a tattoo artist. My first choice was obviously born out of sheer greed - the lady in question would be able to buy me everything I wanted: a garage full of silly cars and a pool table. The second choice was simply so I could get a suit full of free ink. A marvellous idea. Of course, I met Vikki who was neither a rich widow or a tattoo artist, she was a bass player. Quickly I devised a Plan C that could feasibly work... start a band and set up a T-shirt company!? A genius idea but with one flaw...I would have to go through the ghastly job of actually earning my money. Tsk.


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Standard T-Shirt
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Skinny Fit T-Shirt
Skinny Fit Vest
Wife Beater Vest
Hoody


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