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What Would Darth Vader Do? (Star Wars/Force Awakens/Rogue One/Last Jedi) | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

I often daydream on this. When someone pisses me off - which is nearly all the time - I think to myself "Darth Vader wouldn't put up with this shit!", and it is quite true. Look how much trouble everyone got into because the Death Star wasn't built on time? Ultimately, it lead to the destruction of the Empire. Just you bare that in mind next time someone is late on something they promised you. I do. You know, I spent so long as a kid, trying to strangulate people using just the power of my mind. I mean, how cool a trick is that? Alas, I couldn't manage it. All that happened was, with all the straining and everything, a little piece of poo came out - which wasn't quite the effect I wanted. Although my pants did then know the meaning of the "Dark Side".

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