Tits 'n' Tatts | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

Now, this is either a statement of what you are or a statement of what you want!? Here are the circumstances I can see this design being worn:

1) you are a girl, not too dissimilar to our very own vikki who is covered in artwork and has big boobies

2) you are a guy who likes girls with both tits and tattoos and this is like a want ad

3) you are a girl from the planet Lesbos who likes girls with both tits and tattoos and this is like a want ad

4) you are a slightly portly gentleman who is covered in artwork and has big boobies

If you can think of any more reasons to wear this, answers on a postcard to...