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The Only Way I'd Lay Naked With You Is In A Mass Grave | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

I'm sure this happens to you all the time. You're loitering around, causing some mischief, perhaps sticking some of our stickers in places you shouldn't, when some do-gooder appears and proceeds to admonish you about such things. You listen, politely to this spud and, when they finally shut the fuck up, you give the nob jockey a swift boot to the goolies and tell him to Fuck Off. Quite right too.

I have this designed pinned to the back on my jacket and it just got me chucked out of Tesco. So, be warned, wear one of these and the nation's favourite supermarket may well just tell YOU to fuck off out of their store as well!!

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Standard T-Shirt
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Skinny Fit T-Shirt
Skinny Fit Vest
Wife Beater Vest
Hoody


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