Stop Being A Cunt | Keyring Bottle Opener
Multi-purpose item - you can attach your keys to it AND it is a bottle opener. Amazing. Best of all, it featured our infamous "STOP Being A Cunt" Kitchener parody design. You can get pissed using the bottle opener, get back in your house with your keys PLUS annoy and offend any that may cross your path. Fucking awesome.
*Please note the colour may differ from the image shown.