PAEDOPHILE -> [finger pointing] | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody


When I was growing up, there was no such thing as Paedophiles. Back then, they were known as kiddy fiddlers. And, to be honest, it wasn't so bad. Every now and then, some raincoated pervert would approach you, ask to play with your willy for a bit in exchange for a Mars Bar or something. Being a chubby greedy fat kid, I'd always go along with it. And, look at me, I've grown up to be a perfectly normal member of society.

These days though, Paedo's get a bad press. People get very angry and asking a kid to "just hold this for a minute" is often frowned upon... It annoys me a bit, actually. From a purely innocent perspective, if I see a child that is lost, my initial reaction is to want to help them but, you know full well, if I did try and help, the rabid parent would scream "PAEDO!" at the top of their lungs if they saw me do this. So I just leave the child crying, alone and lost only to be nabbed by a proper paedo. It's a shame, really. As with most things, the scaremongering has gone too far. However, that is not to say that we can't have a giggle about it, hence this tee. I double dare you to wear it at your child's next nativity play..

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