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Opinions And Children: Two Things Dumb People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Have | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

Opinions And Children: Two Things Dumb People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Have | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

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I think in my past life, I was a Nazi. Well, if I believed in past lives, I would think that. From a very early age, I decided, quite independently, that ugly people shouldn't be allowed to breed. There was obviously someone that offended my eyes at the time and I must have fast-forwarded in my head to the moment when that creature reproduced. It scared me. I was questioned about my policy and I decided that there should be ugly points awarded. Dumbo ears, you get an ugly point. Growth on your forehead, you get an ugly point, and so on. Get to many, and they chop your knackers off / stick a red-hot poker up your fanny. Of course, since then I have grown up and become marginally more tolerent of other people and the way they look. Indeed, these days, if I do see an ugly person, I just avert my eyes or - if they are particularly ugly - stare with incredulity. However, my tolerence for stupid people remains pretty damn full-on. Just witnessing the way that Chavs have infested the nation has confirmed to me that, quite sincerely, they should not be allowed to breed. They offer nothing. Plus, they are damn ugly.

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