One Day I Shall Enslave The Human Race. Provided I Can Be Arsed. | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody


Imagine if Barack Obama hadn't applied himself so judiciously at school. Imagine if, instead of spending hour upon hour trying to learn and better himself, he just sat at the back of the class and had a slow wank whilst trying to sneak a glimpse of Tracy Gubbins thigh. I knew a boy like that at school. He would sit there and start masturbating, mostly whilst I was sitting next to him. I'd be there, minding my own business when I would suddenly ponder upon the strange aroma that had just wafted up my nostrils. A quick glance to the right would confirm my deepest suspicions that a certain someone was having a furious, purple-helmetted wank in the most inapporpriate of places. Needless to say, that boy did NOT grow up to be the President Of The United States Of America. I rest my case.

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