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Not Too Fat To Fuck | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

Not Too Fat To Fuck | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

I did laugh when I came up with this. Can't really say what inspired it - after all, I'm not a fatty myself. I used to be though so, maybe it's something that had buried itself into my subconcious as a child... Anyway, as there are varying degrees of fatness, I thought it was about time that you tubbies could let people know whether you were capable of a good, hard shag. I am assuming there comes a point where you can't even get near your genitals to do anything worthwhile with them but, if you ever reached that stage, you could just cross out the word "Not". Just a thought. And, before we get any complaints, no, I am not a "fattist". How could I be? I used to be lardy myself, until I decided to stop gorging on every single morsel of food I ever saw in my life, ever.

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Standard T-Shirt
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Skinny Fit T-Shirt
Skinny Fit Vest
Wife Beater Vest
Hoody


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