Luckily For You, I Was Not Made Overlord Of The Universe In My Last Promotion. | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody
Seems I don't get a promotion. Don't worry, nor does Vikki. Problem with running your own business is that you can't really promote yourself.
Actually, fuck that, I'm going to promote myself RIGHT NOW. Henceforth, I am Lord Zion, Overlord Of The SPiT LiKE THiS Universe! Damn, why the hell didn't I think of that before? OK, all I need now are some minions. I suspect the dog and the cat count, so that's two right there. If I'm extra nice to Vikki, she might come in as a third. I'm going to declare that anyone viewing this site is a minion by default (sorry about that). I will decide what minion duties are soon and you should receive a memo. If you could act quickly, that would be fabulous.
Right then, I'm off to do some Overlording!
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