YOUR ONE-STOP SWEARY TOP SHOP! [Est 2002]
SHOPPING CART 0

Just When You Thought You Were The Centre Of Attention, I SHOWED UP! | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

Believe it or not, I don't feel particularly comfortable being the centre of attention. When I was a kid, I was quite happy just pootling around, minding my own business, hanging out with my friends. Then I went to school and discovered that I may as well have a big neon arrow above my head as I was consistently singled out for attention. Albeit unwanted attention in the form of bulling and piss-taking, but attention none-the-less. It seems that being inconspicuous was simply not an option for me.


Even today, I shy away from the spotlight. I would much rather shine it on someone else. It is an odd dichotomy, because I crave some kind of fame, but the kind that brings me immortality and enormous wealth rather than the LOOK AT ME kind.

Anyway, this design reminds me of me. Even if I don't mean to be.

Available on:
Standard T-Shirt
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Skinny Fit T-Shirt
Skinny Fit Vest
Wife Beater Vest
Hoody




More from this collection