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I've Turned Stupid, Drunken Behaviour Into An Art Form | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

Anyone that witnessed me drunk will testify to the above. For health and sanity reasons, I've not drunk since May 2006 (don't worry, I'm not holier-than-thou about it or straight edge) but I was quite a sight to behold. Imagine a cross between a Russell Brand dandy, a Nikki Sixx rock star, a Kanye West arse hole and a raging bull. That was me all rolled up into one. Part hysterical, part heretic. Just wish I'd thought of this design at the time, it would have been perfect. Alas, I was too drunk.

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