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Is It Safe To Open My Eyes Yet, Or Are You Still There? | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

Do you know what I hate? ("What's that, yer Lordship", I hear you all cry), I hate when someone is talking to you and you have zero interest in the words that are spouting out of their gob and you all of a sudden become very self-aware of your own facial expressions and how they relate to what the boring person is saying. You suddenly find yourself desparately trying to react with your face in a way that feels completely unnatural, like you have never moved any of your features before. The need to feign interest via the art of the facial expression is something I would rather avoid, if possible, and I thought this was the best solution. So, in future, when confronted with such people, I shall simply close my eyes and wait for them to get the hint.

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