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I'm Talking To Myself Because It's The Only Way I Can Be Sure Of Intelligent Conversation | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

I do ponder the future of humanity. At some point in human history, a fork in the road occurred. Some people got really, really dumb whilst others got super intelligent. There doesn't seem to be very much inbetween. I am often astounded by the level of stupidity I encounter on a daily basis. The kind of stupidity where, years ago, you would have only come across it in the monkey enclosure at a zoo. There seems to be a whole breed of people who pride themselves in being illiterate and virtually mute, their ability to speak properly is so poor. Thankfully, we have a term for these people who - astonishingly - are still classed as Human Beings. They are called "Chavs". I am pleased that we, on this humble site, have gone a very long way to criticise and abuse them a lot. A hell of a lot.

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