I'm So Glam I Shit Glitter | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

I can't read the above without thinking about sparkly poo. Perhaps that is something we could all do to make the world a slightly better place - sprinkle glitter on any dog eggs we may come across on our journeys. Certainly makes them look less, well, poo-ey!

If you are one of these fine people that gets dolled up just to go to Tesco (hello Vikki) then I think this design is right up your (back) alley!