I'm Not Old, I'm Collectable | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody


In a former life - pre-Vikki, pre-SPiT LiKE THiS, pre-sweary tops - I used to deal in Star Wars collectables. I would travel the length and breadth of the country, buying up people's vintage collections and then selling them at vast profit to other Geeks Like Me. It was good fun and I got to "hang out" with some of the stars of the Wars. Oddest moment was helping Kenny Baker (R2-D2) get a rather large suitcase into the back of his rather large Rolls Royce. He couldn't manage it by himself, what with him being very tiny indeed. He had a booster seat and blocks on the pedals. R2-D2 drives a Roller, who'dathunkit? Anyway, as I advance in years, I have decided that I shall not be classified as "old" but "collectable". After all, I am very rare and in good condition. Alas, I am not in my original packaging, but that is probably quite a relief to my mum.

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