I'm Not Fat, I'm A Jabba The Hutt Tribute Act (Star Wars) | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody


I wish I were fat, I could wear this top then, that is how impressed with myself I am for coming up with it. I met the bloke that played Jabba The Hutt once (in the first Star Wars movie, originally Jabba was played by a big fat man, later replaced in Jedi by the big muppet and then CGI'd back into Star Wars in the Special Editions, but I digress...) and, I tell you, it was a sterling bit of casting. Never in my life have I met such a heaving, sweaty, smelly, rasping lump of a human being. Quite revolting. He died shortly after I met him - nothing to do with me - but I suspect they just threw him on a tip rather than bother cremating him. Anyway, that has fuck all to do with this genius T-shirt. If you are on the large size AND a Star Wars fan, this is perfect and, you will be no-doubt glad to know, available in 4XL (and 3XL, if you just don't try hard enough).

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