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I'm Kind Of Surprised I'm Not An Action Figure By Now! | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

I used to love lining up all my Star Wars figures. I would spend hours and hours, balancing them in various poses, re-creating scenes from my favourite film series and then shoot them all with my little spud gun (I literally mean my spud gun there, that wasn't a euphamism). I liked the idea of growing up to become an Action Figure. It seemed a great life. You never got old and you got to live out all kinds of amazing adventures. I guess the downside is children sticking you headfirst up their arses "just to see what it's like". Or was I alone there? Anyway, it's why I got into showbiz, in the hope that I will one day be immortalised in plastic. The fact it hasn't happened yet is quite an insult.

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