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I'd Rather Be Fingering Your Mum | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

Of course, this only really works if the mum in question is a bit of a dog. I would imagine the very best place to wear this T-shirt would be in a public place. Or an old people's home. They'd fucking LOVE that, the dirty buggers!? I'd give a prize out if you wore it to work, if it weren't for the fact that I'm lying. Still, wearing it to work or college or school on your last day would be pretty hilarious. In fact, nearly all situations would be hilarious. I can barely think of one that wouldn't, apart from the aforementioned one where the reader's mum is Pamela Anderson or something. Then it would be less funny. Don't let that stop you though. Ideally, this design is for those moments in life where you are in a place you would rather not be. Oh God, I just thought of the perfect one: IN COURT!? If you do that, I will love you for ever.

Also on a mug!

Available on:
Standard T-Shirt
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Skinny Fit T-Shirt
Skinny Fit Vest
Wife Beater Vest
Hoody

 



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