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I Was Going To Take Over The World But Got Distracted By Something Sparkly | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

This is me all over. I am so easily distracted. You probably get that idea if you spend too long on this site and read my random ramblings which are supposed to be T-shirt descriptions. So often I am having a conversation with someone when, half way through, I realise that I have no idea what they are saying. I zoned out long ago and started thinking about other stuff. Oh, speaking of something sparkly, how weird is this - a true story from my childhood... One day, when I was about 8, my mum came downstairs to let me know that she had lost a small stone out of one of her rings and, if I should find it, I should let her know. Instantly, I stood up, walked into the lounge, bent down to the centre of the carpet, reached into the shag pile and pulled out the tiny 2mm stone! That was some freaky Jedi shit!

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