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I’ve Seen Your Internet History. I’m Not Angry, Just Very Disappointed. | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

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 Man, it is such a good job that the internet wasn't around when I was a kid. I cannot imagine what it would have been like to have had all that porn at my fingertips. When I was a nipper, I had to take myself down the Black Alley which had a WH Smiths distribution depot backing onto it. From there, I could scale the fence and find old girlie mags in the bins. Would have a look then bury them in the woods like some kind of porno squirrel. Good times. Or at least it was, right up to the point where I got caught by my parents. I had taken a copy of Razzle home - there were some dodgy Vampire porn it it - and hid it under my bed. Naturally, they found it and I got severely bollocked. Never saw that porno mag again...

 

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