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I Taught The Devil Everything He Knows | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

Now, before anyone has a big girlie strop at me, I happen to know for a fact that the Devil is a bloke. He has to be. After all, only a man would cause such devistation and destruction around the world (look at me getting brownie points with the girlies - that is sooo gonna get me laid tonight!). And if I rub my helmet, I get horny. Horny. Geddit? Coz the devil has horns. Yeah, I know, it wasn't that great but, let's face it, it was a weak argument to begin with. Especially as I am trying to think of something really cool to say so that you think "My God! He is right! I MUST have that top!". Hmmm. Buy it - you know it makes sense! Nope, still lamo.. Um.. Buy it, because, God Knows, you want to! Ha, that's quite funny, actually. Ironic. OK, I'm gonna quit whilst I'm a head. Oooh, should mention, the design has a little pointy tail and a a dancing devil on top of it. Cool, huh?!

Available on:
Standard T-Shirt
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Skinny Fit T-Shirt
Skinny Fit Vest
Wife Beater Vest
Hoody



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