I Have The Patience Of A Saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff *2017 EDITION!*| T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody


Our first greatest hit! Little did I know when I came up with this slogan* in 2010 that it would be appropriated by the whole goddamn planet and become part of the lexicon. This makes me proud. As you can imagine, this is one of our best selling slogans, be it on a mug or the original style tee - but we wanted to refresh it and make it bigger, bolder, BADDER! We hope you like it.

Original design | Also on a mug!

*In 2016 this slogan was stolen by another company who tried to pass this slogan off as their own, printing it on mugs. Not only does this violate our intellectual copyright, in legal terms, it is known as "passing off". When first made aware of this, we got in touch with the company, giving them the benefit of the doubt, offering them the chance to put things right. They ignored the three attempts we made to resolve matters. It was only after some of our awesome customers started giving them shit that they finally got in touch, and then only to complain that you lot were getting mouthy. Twats. Anyway, Facebook just removed their image due to this violation of copyright but, the fact remains that they will probably try to steal the food out of our mouths by continuing to sell. So, we implore you, don't support this piracy. It makes them feel like smug cunts for getting away with it and it makes you a cunt for supporting it. We don't like to think of you as being a cunt, we like to think of you as being lovely. And, if you fancy letting any thieves of our stuff know what you think of them, please do. That way, they may think twice before stealing from us, or anyone else.

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Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Skinny Fit T-Shirt
Skinny Fit Vest
Wife Beater Vest

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