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I Blame The Parents | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

I Blame The Parents | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

Now, this will only work if you look a little bit crazy, a little bit alternative. You are kind of preempting the predictible response to your look with this one. I used to get it all the time when I was a teenager. Strangers would take one look at this weird kid with funny clothes and make-up and say "Of course, I blame the parents". Well, screw you, dipshit!? My parents fucking HATED the way I dressed. One of the reasons I left home as soon as I could. Never a day would pass without me getting grief from them coz my hair was too long or I was wearing clothes they didn't approve of. Well, duh!? Isn't that the point of being a kid. As it happens, they are fab n groovy now and have actually come around to MY way of thinking. Oh yes, they are now tattooed hippies that go swimming with dolphins and my dad's attire borders on the hysterical - in a loving fashion. So they are now kool kats, Daddio. But they weren't. And it probably was their fault, anyway. So, I reckon this is quite funny. Dress like a mentalist? Then this is p-e-r-f-e-c-t for you! (and me).

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Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Skinny Fit T-Shirt
Skinny Fit Vest
Wife Beater Vest
Hoody


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