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I Already Tried Drink, Drugs, Sex And Violence But I'm STILL In A Shit Mood. What Else Is There? | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

I Already Tried Drink, Drugs, Sex And Violence But I'm STILL In A Shit Mood. What Else Is There? | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

We all have those days when nothing, absolutely nothing shifts that black cloud from above our heads. Even a blowie from the Queen wouldn't raise a smile. Well, this top is for those days when nothing else will do. I reckon it would also act as a people detterent, which is no bad thing sometimes!? Especially when you're feeling a bit grumpy and unfriendly. Speaking of being grumpy and unfriendly - I was driving down our road the other day, which is a single track country lane. Coming toward me was a Land Rover 4x4 jobbie. It stopped in the middle of the road as did I. To our left was quite a large ditch. To his left was a flat surface, albeit a bit muddy. Now, faced with this situation, us in a Porsche 944 with a ditch on our left, him in a 4x4 flat surface on his left, who do you reckon should have moved??? Yep, you guessed it, the dickhead sat there expecting ME to. Naturally, I didn't. Instead, I wound down my window, encouraged him to do the same then told him to "use his fucking 4x4 for a change". After much grumpling, he did. What a cunt.

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