Goth As Fuck | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

DO YOU you sleep all day and stay up all night? (um, yes)... DO YOU insist on wearing black eyeliner at all times? (hmmm, now you mention it)... DO YOU drive around in a monstrously large hearse? (well, of course!)... DO YOU live by a graveyard? (yes, but, it was here when we moved in).... THEN YOU must be GOTH AS FUCK and therefore eligible to buy this item!? Of course, if you merely aspire to all of the above, you STILL qualify, coz we want your money :)