Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate | Keyring Bottle Opener
Multi-purpose item - you can attach your keys to it AND it is a bottle opener. Amazing. Best of all, it featured our infamous "Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate" inspirational design. Don't blame us if you take our advice and it all goes wrong though and the pirate thing doesn't work out for you.
*Please note the colour may differ from the image shown.