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Find A Chav, Beat It Up, And All Day You'll Have Good Luck! | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

Find A Chav, Beat It Up, And All Day You'll Have Good Luck! | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

Not that I am condoning violence to Chavs, you understand. No no no. Of course not. *ahem* Well, it's just that yesterday, we were doing a gig, in Rainham (Kent). After soundcheck, me, Vikki, Stevie and Gilez decided to go find some food. Not TWO MiNUTES later, we were having abuse hurled upon us by a bunch of Chavs. Un-be-lievable. So I have developed a zero tolerance policy towards them. If they are going to fuck with me, I will fuck with them right back. But not in a squishy-parts kind of way. Whereas with most human beings I will assume they are OK until they prove themselves otherwise, with Chavs, I will just assume that they are absolute total cunts with one brain cell per family. I will assume they have nothing better to do with their miserable lives than all dress the same, hang out at shops getting drunk, stealing and abusing passers by. I will assume that they fuck their own mums. And their dads. And their brothers and sisters. And the family pets. In fact, anything that shares the same house / street / council estate as them. I will assume that their ugliness will know no bounds. I will assume that, as they age, they will gradually become even grosser and more dispicable. I will assume that they will grow fat and look much much older than their years. I will assume that they will wear football tops and eat lard. I will assume that they will smoke approximately 7 million cigarrettes a day and drink as much cheap cider as they can find. I will assume that they will be grandparents by their early 30's. I will assume that they will die horrible deaths, either stabbed by one of their own or - hopefully - some kind of rancid disease. You can then assume that I shall be dancing on their graves.

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