Eat My Dick, Captain Fuckpants! | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody


Every now and again, you hear an insult that elevates itself beyond all others. Cockwomble recently made it's way into modern lexicon, quite rightly so. A few weeks ago, I thought of this. I am pretty certain that there should be some kind of prize for people like myself. I have contributed so many wonderful insults to the planet yet, still, no Knighthood. What the fuck is wrong with this picture?!

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