Don't Rape Me, I've Got AIDS | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

Don't Rape Me, I've Got AIDS | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody


I threw myself away once, on Oxford Street. I had been drinking, stumbled out of a club wearing all my clobber, thought that I was probably quite fabulous so, having recently watched an episode of South Park, threw myself on the floor, bum up in the air screaming "fucky-fucky five dollar" at passers-by. No-one took me up on it, but I did get kicked a bit. After fighting off the assailants, my next clever move was to dive bomb into a pile of rubbish sacks left for morning collection. Fortunately, for me, I had friends with me who rescued me from, well, myself really.

Of course, had I stayed, I could well have been BUMMED AGAINST MY WILL, which is not a good thing. So, if ever I plan on any such nonsense again in the future, it will be done whilst wearing this T-shirt, by way of protection. No-one would DARE go near me, just in case...

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