Do As I Say Or Fuck Off  | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

Do As I Say Or Fuck Off | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody


I should have this tattooed on my forehead, let alone printed on a T-shirt. This is pretty much my mantra. I am just a teeny weeny little bit of a control freak. I have my own vision of life, the universe and everything and, if anyone doesn't quite agree with it, they are wrong. It is that simple. No discussion. Of course, this could lend itself to some massively huge arguments, if it weren't for one thing - my removal policy. You see, if someone disagrees with me too much, I simply remove them from my life. They are obviously trouble and superfluous to my existence, so they are gone. I should point out, I don't mean "remove" as in "sleeping with the fishes", I just mean that I have nothing further to do with them and ignore their contact until they get the gist. So, there you have it. If you are just like me and believe that everyone should do what you want them to (usually without you telling them - being telepathic is a wonderful asset if you want to be my friend), then buy one of these. Or fuck off.

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