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Damned If You Do, Disappointed If You Don't  | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

Damned If You Do, Disappointed If You Don't | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

You have our Message Board to thank for this treasure - I was reading a thread on it earlier on about the possiblity of being gay if you have a wank. ie, to hold a man's penis is gay (if you are a chap), ergo, if you have a wank, you are gay. Something like that anyway. Well, one smart arse - Vikki I believe - said "Just have a wank and go to hell" and then I thought, "Yeah, you're Damned if you do but disappointed if you don't"... Then the proverbial lightbulb went *ping* above my head and I saw pound signs in my eyes. I then gave myself a polite little pat on the back for being so very clever.

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