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Congratulations You Had Sex! (Oh Yeah, Well Done For The Baby Thing) | A5 Greeting Card (Baby/Christening/Naming)

£3.75
Seems a lot of the humans are having babies. This is not impressive to me, but the fact that all these people are having sex without running around shouting off about it certainly is. This sarcastic card doubles as a reminder to you that children are for life, not just for Christmas. Or something. Thankfully, neither Vikki or I want babies. I don't want the responsibility, Vikki doesn't want her vagina to be destroyed by a small human crawling out of it. Fair enough, I reckon.

Designed by us and then professionally manufactured and printed on special Greeting Card card (280gms) which has a gloss covering for durability.  In other words, great quality and not flimsy rubbish!  Slogan reads:

Congratulations You Had Sex! (Oh Yeah, Well Done For The Baby Thing)

The cards come sealed in cellophane with an envelope and measure 8 inches by 6 inches (A5 size). The price is for ONE card so is similarly priced to stuff you might find on the High Street - except you won't find THESE on the High Street!


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