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Busted And McFly. Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please FUCK OFF | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

Busted And McFly. Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please FUCK OFF | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

I fucking hate them. With a passion. And no, it is not their whingy whiny bouncy nasally pop punk that makes me hate them so - even though it is quite vile - it is the fact that they claim to be "real" bands. FUCK OFF!!!! You are just Westlife with guitars, for fuck's sake! You make me want to kill myself and all your fans. For the amount that I hate Westlife and their breed, at least they acknowledge that they are bile from Satan's anus. Not you, ohhhhh nooooo. You're not even slightly manufactured... BOLLOCKS!! You suck donkey dick! You know 3 chords, all of them crap and you sing about the fucking Thunderbirds! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus. No self-respecting musician would put themselves through that. You are contrived. You are styled. You are told what to do, when to do it, how to do it. There is not one individual fibre in your being. For fuck's sake, you can't even grow eyebrows properly...

OK, I feel better now. Buy one of these and I will donate 10% to my very own "Annihilate Boybands Who Pretend Not To Be Boybands Even Though They Are" fund.

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