YOUR ONE-STOP SWEARY TOP SHOP! [Est 2002]
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Brain Sold Separately | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

£12.99

I love stupid people. They provide me with endless hours of amusement. I love them so dearly that it is my belief that people with an IQ of less than 100 should actually be re-classified as something other than human. That way they would no longer fall under the net of the European Convention of Human Rights. We could buy them and keep them as pets. We could shackle them in the garden (or yard, in case any Americans are reading this), feed them leftovers and bring them out to do tricks when friends or family come over. Some of the extra special ones may have even developed rudimentary language skills, which would be handy as you could then send them off to X-Factor auditions. Have you seen some of the gimps they put on that show?? Now, surely, each and every one of those people would be subject to my plan, my solution. And they are usually ugly too. Why is it that low intelligence and ugliness go hand in hand?? Weird that. Anyway, I'm waffling on now and realised that I used the word "solution" in a Hitler-esque fashion, so I better stop before I get too carried away.

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