Being Unstable And Bitchy Is All Part Of My Mystique | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody
Girls, eh? If they aren't telling you off for something, they're trying to get you to stuff some of their numerous holes with household objects. I have no idea what's got into them lately. All gone potty. And what is it with all the holes, anyway? Do they think they're sieves. And why on EARTH am I talking about girls' fannies when there is a perfectly good T-shirt description I am supposed to be doing? Best get on with it, I guess.
Well, I reckon I started discussing females because I think, on the whole, it would be a girl that bought this design. Not that a chap shouldn't. Not by any means. I, for example, am one of the bitchiest people I know. In fact, if I didn't know any better, I would swear I was either a Girl or a Gay. But I'm not. Not either of them. I am also rather unstable. Not in a leap-off-Beachy-Head kind of way, just more in a uh-on-what-is-he-doing-now kind of way.
You know what I hate? People that put on being unstable and bitchy as some kind of act to make them look cool. If that is you, stop it! Just be yourself! Unless, of course, you were about to buy one of these tops. In which case DO NOT listen to me, coz I haven't got a fucking clue what I am going on about, as this whole description thing should make very clear indeed and I am probably having some kind of breakdown.
I will be quiet in a minute, I promise.
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