BE YOURSELF. Unless You Can Be A Unicorn. Then Always BE A UNICORN. | T-Shirt, Vest, Hoody

It probably comes as no surprise to you - given my daft name - that my mum was a hippy. We lived in a house of fairies and bunnies with a painted archway on the wall leading to a different dimension-slash-kingdom and, on occasions, resided in a teepee in the back garden under a willow tree. She also used to make me wear girl's pants and shoes. I am pretty certain she tried to turn me into a girl.

With a background like that, I think I have turned out remarkably well. By rights - and I think I am correct in saying this - I should have ended up becoming a serial killer instead of the fine, upstanding citizen I have become.

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